The Best Ever Book of Chelsea Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who (Paperback)

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chelsea Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chelsea Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chelsea Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chelsea Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chelsea Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chelsea Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chelsea Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chelsea Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Chelsea Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chelsea Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

About the Author

Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist, broadcaster and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and stories for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The Best Ever Book of ... Jokes, The Best every Guide to Demotivation for ..., and The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for ...

Product Details
ISBN: 9781490585581
ISBN-10: 1490585583
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication Date: July 21st, 2013
Pages: 106
Language: English
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